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Fee Fie Fo Fum...I Smell Liberal Scum.
"United States of Canada" is tainted with liberal filth.
Conservative-up this article and make Dr.Colbert and America proud.

The United States of Canada was founded on November 7, 2004, when the Blue States from the 2004 election, who voted for the World's Biggest Pussy instead of the Greatest President Ever, and joined Canada. The red states remained patiotic, and are now called the Jesusland States of America. The United States of Canada is going to hell.

United States of Canada is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

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