United Dairy Farmers
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, United Dairy Farmers

United Dairy Farmers (UDF) is a great, Patriotic American store offering regular Americans everything they need for their Christian, Republican families.


Store PolicyEdit

Like Landover Baptist, UDF only allows the right kind of people on their premises.

This serves two purposes,

  1. only quality people should be allowed to purchase their quality goods
  2. prevents quality people from bumping into low-quality people

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