United Airlines
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, United Airlines

United Airlines is an American Airline industry that is at the cutting edge on screw up with customers on customer service and outrageous reasonable air fares.

History of United AirlinesEdit

Satisfied Customer ServicesEdit

According with satisfied customers, they find United Airlines services to be crappy excellent! As an example we have this traveling musician who found his $3500 guitar smashed, even thought the guitar guitar was double cased with an outer protective travel case. The traveling musician spent 9 months until early '09 trying to resolve the issue talking to United Reps in Chicago, Halifax, the Federally Administered Tribal Areas, Nairobi, Indonesia, Brussels, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New York being given the run-a-round until a final NO..... in great condition and will traveling with United again!

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United Breaks Guitars

A customer was so happy with United Airlines services that made a song for them!

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