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Union of Unconcerned Scientists
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The Union of Unconcerned Scientists are a loosely associated bunch of scientists who are not in the pocket of liberals and assorted America-haters.

Their mission is to help create a more pluralistic reality, which is not constrained by strict rules of logic.


The union began soon after the liberation of the Japanese city of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. Apparently there were some people who wanted to cut and run from the South Pacific. But the few Real American scientists at the time (distant cousins of the Real American Hero) would hear nothing of it.


  • Head On - Apply Directly to the forehead!
  • Premixed Anti-Freeze
  • Pigeon Guided Bombs
  • Light-Sabers
  • Weaponized Dolphins


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