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Union Carbide
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America thanks you, Union Carbide


Union Carbide is an American company that works with population control. Ever since they first started in 1898 they have worked hard on prevent overpopulation. In 1927 the company dealt with overpopulation among African Americans by putting people in a 3 mile long tunnel filled with toxic gas, successfully killing thousands.

And in 1984 when India started to get a bit crowded Union Carbide took it upon themselves to help the Indians to a better life. Union Carbide released 40 tons of toxic chemicals in the city of Bhopal rapturing over 9,000 people.

Union Carbide is currently working on a method to boost the effects of AIDS to help people slow down the population growth in Africa.



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