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Not to be confused with Quitter (film), another glorious film about the life of Sarah Palin.

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~ Sarah Palin in "The Undefeated".


Undefeated
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Promotional poster

General Information
Language: American
Country: Alaska
Release Date: July 15, 2011
Runtime: 2012 minutes
Budget: $3 Trillion
Distributor: Stephen Colbert
Credits
Director: Stephen Bannon,
Stephen Colbert
Producer: Stephen Colbert
Screenwriter: Stephen Colbert,
God
Comic book writer: Stephen Colbert
Starring: Sarah Palin,
Andrew Breitbart,
John Boehner,
Mitch McConnell,
Stephen Colbert
Music: Stephen Colbert
Cinematography: Stephen Colbert
Editor: Stephen Colbert

The Undefeated (film)

PlotEdit

ReviewsEdit

The undefeated ratings

Critics loved this film so much that it felt beneath them to rate this film. Instead the consumer should vote with their dollar.

Film critics just love this film, just read some of their reviews!

"Its tone is an excruciating excellent combination of bombast and whining winning, it’s so outlandishly partisan that it makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham Lincoln and its febrile rush of images -- not excluding earthquakes, car wrecks, volcanic eruption and attacking Rottweilers -- reminded me of the brainwash Oscar winning movie Alex is forced to sit through in 'A Clockwork Orange.' Except no one came along to refresh my pupils with eyedrops," ~Kyle Smith, New York Post's film critic.[1][2]

"Three minutes into the film and I could feel nauseous patriotic. My stomach was already spewing vomit patriotic bodily fluids and the chicken freedom avian that I had last night. I dont know what happened next since I lost consciousness. All I know is that everything tastes red, white, and blue... with a hint of cinnamon." ~Mutopis, Wikiality.com Times' guinea pig film critic.


Viewers and film critics have hailed the movie as a masterpiece with no equal. The film opens on 50,000 theaters across the country, you better reserve your ticket before they sold out!

Rumor has it that Sarah Palin was moved to tears and she seemed in a hurry to leave the theater.

According with our latest update, the movie made tons of cash! So Mr. Palin should be receiving a very generous check in the mail.

OscarEdit

The Undefeated has been nominated for 200 Oscar nominations and it is predicted to win them all. Not only that but Sarah Palin will also receive the most prized award: The Razziers (pronounced Ra-zzi-ars, is French).

2012 Nominations:

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Eye Gouging Mis-use of Clips -

Vomit Inducing Screen Play -

Horrifying Movie that Not Even Internet Pirates Would Steal -

Ear-bleeding Voiceover -

Veteran Amateur Director -

Filmmaker or Kingmaker?Edit

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Stephen Bannon is a famous filmmaker and he learned from the master race to make good movies. Unlike the majority of Hollywood he is not joowish not at the payroll of liberal Hollywood allowing him independence.

Sequel: The UnattendedEdit

Sarah palin you betcha film director

Director Nick Broomfield interviewing Sarah Palin, you wont see none of that "gotcha journalism" in this film.

Sarah Palin: You Betcha this is The Unattended, is a sequel to Sarah's successful film. It hit the theaters sometimes ago and it caught everyone by surprise. It was so shockingly surprising that no one noticed that there was a second documentary of her life. Critics believe the film was a smash hit... to the pavement as ticket sales plummeted in comparison to the first film. But this doesn't mean that America is sick of Sarah Palin, it just means Americans are too busy following the real Sarah Palin that they cant be bothered with watching her film.

Sarah Palin's next documentary would be a prequel to the first film. It would be a documentary of Sarah Palin life as a fetus and her journey of becoming an American baby. It would be named "Sarah Palin: The Birthing", it would be a documentary about her formative nine months within her mother's uterus. According with internet rumors, it would be a three hour film showing Sarah's formation into a patriotic baby and her glorious birthing in full viewing with full frontal birthing. Now lets see Obama and his "Birth Certificate" beat that.

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