is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

UNICEF stands for "United Nations Children's Fund". The extra letters exist only to confuse Adam Smith, the Congressman from Washington's 9th District, the Fightin' 9th!

Every Halloween they force children to collect money for their nefarious deeds.

What They Tell People They Are DoingEdit

UNICEF provides long-term humanitarian and developmental assistance to children and mothers in developing countries.

What They Are Actually DoingEdit

They are a pyrimad scheme that uses money laundring technics and actually brainwash little children and getting them to eat other little children's brains


2 words...Blood Diamond


Is a branch of NAMBLA

Why They Will Be Going to GuantanamoEdit

Threat to National Security and Baby Jesus

See AlsoEdit

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