Tyson Slocum
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

A consumer advocate and professional buzzkill of

September 16, 2008 NailingEdit


  • giving away the store to oil companies
  • fleecing the public
  • oil trickles down to us
    • sex may too
  • they're breaking the rules
    • like mavericks
  • claims a criminal syndicate running things
  • cocaine giving the government oil would solve all the problems
  • anything other than the Bush administration
    • which would obviously be the McCain-Palin administration
Tyson Slocum
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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