In the Twilight Zone you can expect the following insane and unnatural things:
- Democrats have balls!
- The French rule the world!
- Stephen Colbert works as an intern on The Daily Show!
- Matthew McConaughey is a gay!
- An invitation to be honeysuckled by 72 virgins. Seventy-one, I'd believe, but seventy-two? Seems a little far-fetched.
- warrantless wiretapping and torture is illegal!
- Al Gore won the election!
- Ann Coulter is a man, baby!
- talk radio is replaced with rational discourse!
- Americans adopt a universal health care system
- the information on Wikip*dia is reliable!
- Guns are
illegalregulated in the U.S.