Twilight is a film designed by the liberal media to turn our young men into limp-wristed, makeup-wearing girlyboys. In a case of hideous irony, however, no teenage boy these days has a prayer of getting laid unless they let their girlfriends watch it with them.

If you don't stop making fun of
it's going to cut itself!
Oh No!
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

Twilight Eclipse: The Better Version

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