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A bird Americans eat at Thanksgiving, possibly a name of a country. Who would name their country after a coward piece of poultry?

People from Turkey like to emigrate in masses to Germany, which they mistake for The Promised Land.

Turkey was erroneously held responsible for some minor incident in Armenia for centuries, which was luckily cleared up by The Greatest President Ever on October 10, 2007.

Turkey also came in 3rd during the World Cup in 2002

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