Tube socks are the cornerstone of the proud Chinese economy, and a product eagerly snatched up by patriotic (and smelly-footed) Americans everywhere.
Tube Socks And The Economy Edit
So do your patriotic duty, and go buy lots of tube socks!
Tube Sock Uses Edit
- Warming the wangs of naked red hot rock musicians
- Keeping rabid rich Democrats at bay. Warning: this strategy only works when using unwashed tube socks, and may actually attract filthy hippy liberals and bears.
- Filling with doorknobs to vandalize mailboxes
- Having fun with your cat (soak it in Chloroform)
- Wiping up the Mountain Dew/Budweiser spritzer you spilled in the tub
- Making puppets of liberals
- Oh, and covering your feet!