The Truthiness Monkeys are the Official Mascots of Wikiality.com™!
Their names are, from left to right:
Obedience, Ignorance and Fear.
The Republican Leadership Council based their policy agenda on them!
Aren't they cute!
Yes, they are.
If you don't think so, you are only helping the terrorists and the communist party of eastern Canada.
Confusion Between Monkeys and ApesEdit
Note that monkeys should not be confused with apes. As apes such as King Kong have been known to be anti-capitalism, anti-plumber, pro-animal-rights. And in King Kong's case, obsessed with the destruction of large cities and the World Trade Center.
The Truthiness Monkeys' StoryEdit
The Truthiness Monkeys (Obedience, Ignorance and Fear) were 3 monkey brothers working on writing Dan Brown's book, "The DaVinci Code" when, during a feces-throwing break, they realized the un-truthiness of writing a "fictional" book that used "facts" as it's foundation.
For days the brothers flip-flopped between throwing feces at each other and being a part of Dan Brown's lie. Finally, after listening to Rush Limbaugh for 14 hours straight, "Fear" decided enough was enough; the brothers would blow the whistle on Dan Brown and the other factonistas who controlled the "fact sweatshops" throughout the world.
"Ignorance" had no idea what "Fear" was talking about, but "Obedience" was anxious to do whatever "Fear" told him to do.
And so, the brothers were off.
At first it was a clandestine operation; the brothers moved from fact sweatshop to fact sweatshop secretly adding their own truth to every book they worked on, until every fiction book on The New York Times bestseller list contained something from the three brothers.
It wasn't until Stephen Colbert picked up a book by Al Franken that the brothers' work was discovered. Dr. Colbert used his own patented The DaColbert Code to decifer the hidden message from the brothers in Franken's Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot.
Because the brothers were monkeys and had no idea what they were typing (Ignorance's idea) they didn't know what to call what they were doing (And even if they did, they were monkies and couldn't speak English). The truthiness monkeys are also known for forming the autobots army But Stephen did.
And "truthiness" was born.
- see no commonalities and obey the authorities
- hear no objection and stick to traditional moral principles
- speak no objections and do not consider possible consequences
Bears v. MonkeysEdit
The bears are godless killing machines.
Monkeys are short, comical, human-like dog-like animals (not related to humans).
Bears hate America and truthiness and Stephen Colbert.
So, it was inevitable that the descendants of Ursa would try to destroy the Truthiness Monkeys. Ever since Ursa's ride on Noah's Ark, when the first monkeys told God that bears were hiding onboard, her descendants have been on a mission to silence monkeys that type books.
The following pictures are documentation of the bears War on Monkeys.
Bears are sick and hurt Our Troops.
- ↑ Stephen has since adopted monkeys to write his TV show and treats them the way Willy Wonka treats the Oompa Loompas.