Troubled Assets Relief Program
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Troubled Assets Relief Program

Troubled Assets Relief Program (TARP) is not corporate welfare, not that there's anything wrong with that. But it is important to note that it is not something that America's corporations do not deserve as liberals are trying to push through their media.



How TARP Helps AmericaEdit

TARP helps America by ensuring that its institutions, namely the large corporations, don't go under. If that happened, Americans might have to restrict their spending, and start thinking and doing things for themselves, which as we all know is counter to the Great American Way of Life, God Bless America. Thus, TARP is not corporate welfare, rather it's an investment in America!

Why Liberals Hate TARPEdit

Liberals hate TARP because it's good for America, as detailed above. Liberalism involves and indeed promotes thinking, which TARP aims to prevent, and thus it is squarely on their list of "naughty" things. However, some Liberals are a tad conflicted over TARP. On one hand, they support the concept of welfare, but on the other they hate the American way of life... Only time will tell whether their heads explode from this contradiction.

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