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Did you mean Rusty Trombone?

The Trombone is a musical instrument that is played by Tomboys, or people with really long arms. Trombone is derived from the French word for "masturbation". Trombones are valuable because their copper plating can easily be melted down and sold as scrap metal.Also they can be used to fight crappy band directors...that slide is dangerous!

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