He said that because he, like Stephen Colbert, cannot see color. Lott proved that by saying that all the people in his hometown, which factonistas claim is 26 percent black and 65 percent white, look exactly alike.
Lott's extraordinary tolerance extends even to foreigners, as long as they don't try to move illegally to the US. Lott said that he can't figure out why Sunnis and Shiites are fighting each other in Iraq. "Why do they hate each other? Why do Sunnis kill Shiites? How do they tell the difference?" Lott asked, showing his deep and penetrating concern.
"They all look the same to me," Lott observed.
Senate Minority WhipEdit
Lott was elected to the position of Minority Whip by his GOP colleagues for the 2007 Senate term. That makes him the second most powerful Republican senator and the 53rd most powerful senator overall. It is widely considered a stepping-stone to Grand Wizard.
Lott lives under a specially-designed toupee-looking device that protects him from Mother Nature and radar waves.
Lott also follows Jon Stewart around. And whenever some Republican does something stupid, he appears on The Daily Show and talks in his Southern drawl-sy, folksy way, laughing and jesting and what was the subject?
Gay or not gay?Edit
Despite what you may have heard, Trent Lott is not gay. Talk like this is certain to drive Mrs. Lott directly to her fainting couch.
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