brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Transocean

Transocean is BP's BFF and is well renown for their safety record while boosting their profits.

Historic Safety RecordEdit

Because Transocean does such a wonderful job, they were given an award for keeping us safe from accidents. Awesome!

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