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Trailers That Are Destroying America
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.


Summer Movie EditionEdit

May 1, 2008Edit

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  • Grampy Ford is back with Indiana Jones
    • Stephen suggests Indiana Jones and The Wheel of Fortune
  • Sex and the City
    • Hollywood is destroying male-female relationships
  • Iron Man
    • positive message
    • celebrating Hollywood arms dealers!
      • Andrew Carnegie and his iron beard
      • Rockfeller's Cheetah's Pelvis

May 27, 2008Edit

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  • The Incredible Hulk
    • pushing homoeco-agenda
    • metaphor for Al Gore
      • who, after he embraced the green agenda, got huge
  • Hancock
    • not about founding father John Hancock
    • most desctuctive founding father since Samuel Adams
      • behind the destruction of Stephen's big screen TV
    • Hancock unbeached Ben Franklin
  • Valkyrie
    • Gorlock advised Stephen to invest so he can approve
    • Tom Cruise plays a Nazi pilot
    • message: there were some good Nazis
    • opening pushed back 2nd time: Feb 14, 2009

October 22, 2008 Fall Movie Preview EditionEdit

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  • the following segment has been rated R for Rage
  • Dr. Colbert only watches trailers
  • Quantum of Solace
    • James Bond is supposed to be a real man
      • But only portrayed by some figgy pudding sod, not an American
    • when Hollywood portray Bond as sensitive, it hurts America's men
      • less yakktity-yak, and more sackity-sack
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year
    • Dr. Colbert has never seen HSM1 or 2
      • he knows so little about it, except the plots and character names
    • trailer is dangerously spectacular
    • this movie makes senior year look too good
    • Disney make the next one from the inside a locker
    • arbitrary unfair hierarchy
      • Dr. Colbert never wet his pants after having tater tots thrown at his head
  • Milk
    • 1978 San Francisco
    • a hero willing to take on the agents of lactose intolerance
    • seems like a great story
    • why it was set in San Francisco makes everything seems a bit gay
  • stay tuned for the next artificial butter flavorings that are destroying your heart


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Trailers That Are Destroying America
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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