God Touching Adam
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.

Touched (adjective)

  1. a word to describe a person who glows with the love of The Baby Jesus

Touched (verb)

  1. when an alter boy has a priests hands or other parts placed in direct contact with his skin, often resulting in his glowing with the love of The Baby Jesus on or near the the point of contact.

Who Can Be Touched?Edit

Sexual Prey

How Can You Tell If Someone Has Been Touched?Edit

If they try to touch you

How Can I Get Touched?Edit

Become a baseball player or a Republican, or go to the vatican and take off your pants.

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