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has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.

The Tories are Britain's Republicans. They share many of the same noble goals and opinions, like keeping out foreigners and hording cash for themselves. But there are some key differences between the two: Tories talk funny, apologize a lot, and have blue blood (a condition which may stem from centuries of in-breeding).

Things Tories Enjoy Edit

  • Oggling pin-ups of Margaret Thatcher
  • Saying "get a job!" to homeless people
  • Fox hunting

Things Tories Dislike Edit

  • Homeless people
  • Working class people
  • Foreigners

Things You Should Not Do To A Tory Edit

  • Feed them after midnight
  • Try to change their mind
  • Insult the Royal Family in their presence

Famous Tories Edit

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