Top 10 Guitarists Of All Time

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Stephen Colbert: great guitar player or The Greatest Guitar Player EVER!?

There have been many great guitar players since Elvis first gyrated his hips in a sinful and evil way. And there have been even more Greatest Guitar Player lists.

But none have contained truthiness. So has prepared a truthy top ten list just for you. Ratings are based on nationality, conservativeness, and coolness. Oh, and guitar aptitude.

The List Edit

10. Jimmy Page (lead guitar - Led Zeppelin) : famous occult-loving British axe man.

9. Angus Young (lead guitar - AC/DC) : the naughty schoolboy foreigner guitar great.

8. Mike Huckabee (bass guitar - Mike And The Creationists) : putting the gent in intelligent design.

7. Slash (lead guitar - Guns N' Roses) : tip top hat guitarist.

6. Eddie Van Halen (lead guitar - Van Halen) : smokin' axe wielder.

5. Allen Collens (lead guitar - Lynyrd Skynyrd) : the South shall rock again!

4. Jimi Hendrix (lead guitar - The Jimi Hendrix Experience) : America's guitar-playing black friend.

3. Stevie Ray Vaughn (lead guitar - Stevie Ray Vaughn And Double Trouble) : Texan blues great.

2. Ted Nugent (lead guitar - Ted Nugent) : gun-craving, hunt-loving guitar madman.

1. The Almighty Stephen Colbert (air guitar - Stephen And The Colberts) : the original guitar hero!

Rival Lists Edit

Accept no imitations. The list is the genuine article.

Rolling Stone magazine is normally full of shit, unless Stephen is either on the cover or mentioned in its pages. Then (and only then) does Rolling Stone become relevant.

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