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Tony Zirkle Edit
Tony Zirkle, otherwise known as Fredrick Von Ness, is a deity that is worshiped by members of The Church of Zirkle. He has lived his life as a modest lawyer, but The Church of Zirkle believes he is more than meets the eye
Early Life Edit
Not much is known about Tony when he was a child. He lived in Tipton, IN and graduated high school there. He was a wrestler, one of the best in the state. Expert Zirklogists say that he robbed a Radioshack when he was younger, but it is not a proven fact.
Current Life (2001-Present) Edit
Tony Zirkle is currently residing in Crown Point, IN. Legend has it that he is waiting for the chosen one to become of age to follow him to Mars. He has 3 children, who are all currently in school. They are referred as The Three Luchadors by The Church of Zirkle. He has had his law licence revoked, due to him being too good of a lawyer, expert Zirkologists say.
Running for Governor Edit
When Tony was younger and not as wise, he tried to show the world his true capabilities by becoming
governor of Indiana. While he was popular at first, but his popularity faded when he was caught at a celebration of Adolf Hitler's birthday party. (See in picture to right)
He strongly opposed pornography, calling it "The great black porn dragon". He believed pornography to be a Jewish plot against women.
“We now have a small army of male black porn stars that are sifting through five, ten, fifteen thousand women ... One man can now genocide the wombs of thousands of women,” infecting them with sexually transmitted diseases that leave them barren " - Tony ZirkleAs a publicity stunt, he purchased a first edition Playboy magazine and shredded it on live television.
Zirkle Today Edit
Tony Zirkle is a self made man. He lives in a tiny apartment in Crown Point, Indiana. He usually spends his day sitting down, studying his television. He doesn't have much to do anymore, so he shows up to all of his children's sports practices and games.