Tony Stewart

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Tony Stewart
wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence!

Tony Stewart is a whiny race car driver who constantly complains that NASCAR fixes races through the use of caution flags. Stewart believes NASCAR officials want racing to be like Professional Wrestling, but no circle track circle jerk can ever match the athletic intensity and spectacle of WrestleMania XXIII.

Stewart's whining prompted The Wørd for May 1, 2007, Who Cares?

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