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Tomatoes or also known as Killer Tomatoes are Semi-godless Killing Machines but are still essential for the making of that all American Ketchup, which is why Stephen is still undecided as to what kind of position he should take on Tomatoes.

The GoodEdit

Tomatos picked by Mexicans come with free tortillas.

The BadEdit

Tomatos picked by Mexicans may need to be washed before eating.

The UglyEdit

Genetically Modified tomatoes were fed to the Pope who broke into a fit of righteous rage and chose to eat only tomatoes picked by Italians.

The Tomato WarEdit

A Mexican trucker from Chicago ran over a poor Polish family from El Salvador running across the street who were just trying to escape hardship and make a better life for themselves.

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