A sportsman, a sun burn victim, a brave, hearty and forthright servant of The American people. Tom Feeney is a United States Congressman from the 24th district of Florida. Congressman Feeney has been opposed by and bested all opposition to his candidacy for Congress.
Mr., Congressman Feeney's venerable and honorable name was preyed upon by muckraking, east coast intellectual journalist who attempted to implicate him in a scandal involving his support of voting machines in Florida. When questioned over his interests in the machines, Feeney won over the investigators by repeating the phrase "way of the future" several times. The investigating agencies involved have now been redirected toward finding and prosecuting those who stand in the way of Congressman Feeney's electronic voting initiative.
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