Toilet Paper is an American invention to solve the pesky problem of "number 2".
Toilet Paper Toilet

Relief in two ways

Bellwether of The American EconomyEdit

TP is used by everyone everywhere. Thus, it is what holds the US economy "stable."

First Appearance In America's HomesEdit

TP was invented in AMERICA by pilgrims in the 1500's.

Liberals Highjack America's BacksideEdit

Liberals are what caused the first TPing. Them, along with bears, are to blame for this atrophy.

See ALsoEdit