Toilet Paper is an American invention to solve the pesky problem of "number 2".
Bellwether of The American EconomyEdit
TP is used by everyone everywhere. Thus, it is what holds the US economy "stable."
First Appearance In America's HomesEdit
TP was invented in AMERICA by pilgrims in the 1500's.
Liberals Highjack America's BacksideEdit
Liberals are what caused the first TPing. Them, along with bears, are to blame for this atrophy.