A Toilet is a device used to dispose of all the naughtiness and evil from the human body. God-fearing American's only use toilets whenever they feel necessary. However, drunks often spend hours gazing lovingly into toilets, probably looking for their dignity or upper intestines.
"You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out of you."
- Stephen Colbert is so God-fearing and patriotic that he to uses the toilet. (Even though he never has to.)
- Toilets lead straight down to Hell, which is filled with murderers, liberals, rapists, and dead goldfish.
Also Known AsEdit
- The Great White Telephone (to God when you're drunk and puking)
- The Oval Office
- Goldfish Grave
- Sweet Relief
- The Outhouse (even if it isn't an actual outhouse.)
- Disgusting (Public rest room)
- Where you throw the "floaties" from the bath tub.
- What children (and sometimes adults) are SUPPOSED to aim for.
- Where you could live, provided you had a TV and an unlimited supply (mostly beer, but I suppose food is nice too) in the mini fridge next to you.
- The John
- The Bathroom (YES the WHOLE bathroom)
- The Aquarium (even if there are no fish)
- The King's Dominion (not the theme park)