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Tofu
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Because it makes kids gay
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?


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Tofu

Cubed tofu prepared for soon-to-be gay kids across America.

Tofu makes kids gay, and that makes Stephen -- and the Baby Jesus -- sad. No matter how much liberals try to convince you that it "tastes just like meat," don't believe them. Tofu is bad for America. Tofu is also proven to leach all truthiness from those who consume it. This is a part of the liberal plot to elimanate all truthiness. Also, bears and Latchkey Kids eat huge amounts of tofu

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