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discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.
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Its just a clock. Move along.

Time is very hard to define or explain, suffice to say its quite complicated and not easily understood. At least that is what the Godless sodomites would have you believe.

Time is the third dimension. Liberals would have you believe that depth is the third dimension, after length and width. But they would be oh-so wrong. Time has taken its proper place as the third dimension, through a series of insurgent tactics, pushing "depth" into it's rightful spot as the 4th dimension. The liberals hatred of depth comes from their love of Facts. Well, here's a fact: if time did not come before depth, in the dimension ranking ranking system, we would all be infants who were perpetually wide. And wouldn't Osama love that. A bunch of babies rolling around, enjoying their collective wideness, while he used his advantage of "time" to unleash a frenzy of bear-like attacks on a nation of chubby toddlers. Thanks, but no thanks, Liberals. Time 3rd. Depth 4th.


Time will continue on, relentlessy, until One of 3 things happens:

  • The sun burns out due to non-believers lack of faith in the pre-Copernican view of geocentricity.
  • Baby Jesus returns and smites all who insurge against him.
  • The terrorists win.

Tortuous Time PoetryEdit

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day

You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine

Staying home to watch the rain

And you are young and life is long

And there is time to kill today

And then one day you find

Ten years have got behind you

No one told you when to run

You missed the starting gun

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking

Racing around to come up behind you again

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter

Never seem to find the time

Plans that either come to nought

Or half a page of scribbled lines

Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way

The time is gone

The song is over

Thought I'd something more to say

Hootie Edit

Time, why you punish me?

Like a wave bashing into the shore

You wash away my dreams.

Time, why you walk away?

Like a friend with somewhere to go

You left me crying

Can you teach me about tommorrow

And all the pain and sorrow

Running free?

Cause tomorrow's just another day

And I don't believe in time

Time, I don't understand

Children killing in the street

Dying for the color of red

Time, hey there red and blue

Wash them in the ocean, make them clean,

Maybe their mothers won't cry tonight

Can you teach me about tomorrow All the pain and sorrow

Running free?

But tomorrow's just another day

And I don't believe in...

[chorus:] Time is wasting Time is walking

You ain't no friend of mine

I don't know where i'm goin'

I think I'm out of my mind

Thinking about time

And if I die tomorrow, yeah

Just lay me down in sleep

[chorus] Time, you left me standing there Like a tree growing all alone

The wind just stripped me bare, stripped me bare

Time, the past has come and gone The future's far away

Now only lasts for one second, one second

Can you teach me about tomorrow

And all the pain and sorrow

Running free?

'Cause tomorrow's just another day

And I don't believe in time

[chorus] Time, why you punish me?

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