Appearances On The Colbert ReportEdit
November 17, 2005Edit
Robbins and Dr. Colbert discussed his play Embedded, which is an indictment of what he believes are "lies" used by the government in the run-up to the Iraq War. It is set in Fantasyland.
This appearance prompted one of The Report's most famous exchanges:
- ROBBINS: I-I've been meaning to ask... uh... Colbert? Is that... is that French?
- STEPHEN: Oh, it's French, bitch.
October 31, 2006Edit
In a homoerotic outburst upon seeing Dr. Stephen Colbert for the second time, Robbins trashed the broadcast studio and attempted to spread his gayness to audience members by slapping their bare flesh.
The homoerotic moment continued - some might say climaxed - when Robbins implied that Dr. Colbert had "Foleyed" him. With a heterosexual reference to his commie wife Susan Sarandon, his gay agenda seemed to cool down as Stephen punched his frequent guest card, but from now own Robbins will always be remembered by the Nation as that gay Timmy.
The Dr. acknowledged having watched the trailer for Timmy's movie, Catch A Fire, about the real life story of Patrick Chamusso where he plays a white agent in the South African Anti-Terrorism Department. And the Dr. did offer the grace to say the trailer "looked fantastic." Dr. Colbert was forced to nail Timmy for what he did in the movie, however, including wanting to revive apartheid in South Africa, and illegally arresting and torturing black people. If he didn't actually believe in these things, why would he play a character who does them?
Timmy doesn't know Latin, hence he was nailed again. (Needs frequent nailing card). No doubt his hair will grey even further after the multiple nailing he took that night! Hopefully the Nation can all learn though through Dr. Colbert's example and practice safe nailing (with your pants on).