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Tim Robbins
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Al Franken
Tim Robbins has earned
Tim Robbins

Timmy oiled up before his nailing

Tim Robbins is a Hollywood liberal who has no regard for Nation audience members!

Appearances On The Colbert ReportEdit

November 17, 2005Edit

Stephen warmly welcomed Robbins for his first appearance on The Report but was immediately forced to nail him for his politics, which are killing America by inches.

Robbins and Dr. Colbert discussed his play Embedded, which is an indictment of what he believes are "lies" used by the government in the run-up to the Iraq War. It is set in Fantasyland.

This appearance prompted one of The Report's most famous exchanges:

ROBBINS: I-I've been meaning to ask... uh... Colbert? Is that... is that French?
STEPHEN: Oh, it's French, bitch.

October 31, 2006Edit

In a homoerotic outburst upon seeing Dr. Stephen Colbert for the second time, Robbins trashed the broadcast studio and attempted to spread his gayness to audience members by slapping their bare flesh.

The homoerotic moment continued - some might say climaxed - when Robbins implied that Dr. Colbert had "Foleyed" him. With a heterosexual reference to his commie wife Susan Sarandon, his gay agenda seemed to cool down as Stephen punched his frequent guest card, but from now own Robbins will always be remembered by the Nation as that gay Timmy.

The Dr. acknowledged having watched the trailer for Timmy's movie, Catch A Fire, about the real life story of Patrick Chamusso where he plays a white agent in the South African Anti-Terrorism Department. And the Dr. did offer the grace to say the trailer "looked fantastic." Dr. Colbert was forced to nail Timmy for what he did in the movie, however, including wanting to revive apartheid in South Africa, and illegally arresting and torturing black people. If he didn't actually believe in these things, why would he play a character who does them?

Timmy doesn't know Latin, hence he was nailed again. (Needs frequent nailing card). No doubt his hair will grey even further after the multiple nailing he took that night! Hopefully the Nation can all learn though through Dr. Colbert's example and practice safe nailing (with your pants on).

Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Tim Robbins
is all Girlieman.
Tim Robbins
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Tim Robbins to the authorities.
Angelina jolie 032
Don't be too mean,
Tim Robbins
is a registered Pussy.

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