is science-related, sending it straight to hell.

A Hollywood prop

Tiktaalik (prop)

Tiktaalik was a fake "fossil" Dr. Ted Daeschler, a factonista, brought on Stephen's show and tried to pass off as real. What an asshole.

What Tiktaalik really is is a type of freak show that nobody was evolved from except maybe communists.

It was a crocodile made out of plaster, thus rendering it fire-proof, but also immobile. For this reason it would not be a good idea to use it in the fire moat.

It had to filter feed on Mentos and Diet Coke through one of those curly straws. When bashed open with a bat while blind-folded, candy will pour out, but only those weird peanut butter tooth removal candies, not anything good.

Evil dolphin
Stephen hates utah
Tiktaalik is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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