What Tiktaalik really is is a type of freak show that nobody was evolved from except maybe communists.
It was a crocodile made out of plaster, thus rendering it fire-proof, but also immobile. For this reason it would not be a good idea to use it in the fire moat.
It had to filter feed on Mentos and Diet Coke through one of those curly straws. When bashed open with a bat while blind-folded, candy will pour out, but only those weird peanut butter tooth removal candies, not anything good.
|Tiktaalik is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.