"Tiananmen Square"
was proudly Made In China™.
Thank you for your patronage.

The unknown "Tank Man" with his back to the camera. but, when he turns around ...


... the world discovers that the man is none other than Stephen Colbert, who single-handedly stoped the advance of a column of communist tanks.

Tiananmen Square is the location in China where Stephen Colbert led a massive protest against the evil totalitarian Communist Chinese government in 1989. Liberals have suppressed information to the media that Stephen Colbert is the famous "unknown rebel." The factoid that so many people participated in the protests proves that not all Chinese people are communists.

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