Al Franken
Thom Hartmann has earned
Thom Hartmann
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy
Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Thom Hartmann
is all Girlieman.

Thom Hartmann, Just oozing with that "Grapes of Wrath" rage.

Thom Hartmann is a whining liberal mouthpiece, as well as a self-published and self proclaimed author for the far-left-wing. He broadcasts his left-handed Democrat tirades from his grandmother's basement in New England. His radio show is heard by literally hundreds of Democrat splinter groups. Due to the mighty right wing's tireless efforts to get him off the interwaves, his show has been boxed into being heard on the all but vanquished Air America Radio Network. The show's demise is now at hand. With the help of The Colbert Nation's Heroes we can finally put this Bear-Loving, Tax-Gouging, Entitlement-Barking, New-Englander to his boney liberal knees.


Thom Hartmann
composed at least one non-audiobook book.

Hartmann, The Author Edit

Hartmann is also an author, the bastard. He has published his own manuscripts which cover such subjects as health care, ADHD success stories, and a biograghy about Thomas Jefferson that makes the Baby Jesus cry; asking WWJD and stating that the J stands for Jefferson, who owned a dry cleaning business in New York City before moving on up to Park Avenue, where he owns a timeshare with one P.K. Winsome.

Hartmann's books can be purchased from his personal website only. But be warned Nation, buying any of these books will only expose your credit card numbers to the liberals, which they will then use to buy illicit "wacky tobbaccy" from licensed pushers in San Francisco.

A New Low Edit

Hartmann took over Al Franken's spot on the Air America Radio network on February 14, 2007. It remains to be seen whether anyone will notice.

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