The Marketplace

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ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

Welcome to The Marketplace!

The Marketplace! is a full service internets tube with access to all your shopping needs!

If you love America, we have everything you could ever want to buy but didn't know you wanted or knew was available or imagined someone would have a warped enough mind to manufacture.

Real EstateEdit


Gift ShopEdit

Food CourtEdit

Medical SuppliesEdit

Military HardwareEdit

Physical FitnessEdit

Spiritual FitnessEdit

Activities For The ChildrenEdit

Activities For SeniorsEdit

We only accept overdrawn credit cards! The Marketplace supports America's economy and encourages all our customers to continue buying items from the gift shop and visiting our mall stores and activity centers even long after the foreclosure letters have stopped arriving at the homeless shelter and the blood bank has cut you off.

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