Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
The War On Halloween


looming pumpkin shortage

  • denial
  • anger
  • depression
  • pie

Tim Russert hired Blackwater so his head isn't used as a centerpiece

Pumpkin Riots of 1923 patrick Stanton

feed his sick mother

flaming bag of doggy doo

pumpkin juice ran in the streets

still don't know the number who were gourd

The War On Halloween
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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