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Suicide Pledge Edit
- Sign Below
I pledge that in the event of
- Hillary receiving the Democrat nomination;
- McCain receiving the Republican nomination; and
- no third party candidate receiving the support of either the Moral Majority or Liberty University;
then I will use the pistol on the bed table to
- kill my dog (if any);
- kill my wife and boyfriend (if any);
- kill my children (if any); and
- kill myself;
and donate all my earthly belongings to a charity of Pat Buchanan's choice.
In light of McCains losing to Obama and Hillary becoming Secretary of State it is logical to assume that Buchanan recomends you make a half assed attempt at suicide i.e. slit only one wrist and do it with a rather dull blade and with a working phone near by.
Well don't just stand around!