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Jesus's Mommy, Lady Liberty

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The view of Lady Liberty, from Las Vegas Harbor

A statue of the Virgin Mary which resides in New York. Americans made the French build it for them to celebrate the The Baby Jesus's mommy. The statue celebrates the Virgin Mary, who gave birth to Jesus and founded the glorious country of America. In her hand is a Bible, and in the other is a torch she used to burn liberal infidels, bears, and non-believers. The thing on her head was orginally supposed to be a Ten Gallon Hat, but the French are stupid, and gave her a spiky headband thing.

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