Ad blocker interference detected!
Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers
Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.
The Spice Girls (aka the House of Lords) were an attempt by the British government to reclaim America. The plan was conducted in the mid 1990s, when the Brits tried to implant their own into the "boy band" craze at the time. This plan failed tragically when it was realised that:
- The Spice Girls were, in fact, girls, and
- Posh Spice was actually married to David Beckham, a soccer player!
However, some of their songs still remain embedded in society, a namely example being "Wannabe," which has been shown to drive listeners to triple-murder suicides.
Scary-Blaek-Spice is currently with Eddie-bastard.
The Spice Girl Personality Assessment SurveyEdit
One of the Spice Girl's greatest legacies was in the field of psychology. All heterosexual men and lesbians can accurately be classified based on which Spice Girl they prefer.
People who are attracted to Posh Spice include those who:
- like assertive but surly women
- like high-maintenance women
- like brunettes
People who are attracted to Baby Spice include those who:
- like young women
- like blondes
- enjoy pillow fights
People who are attracted to Scary Spice include those who:
- like crazy or extremely aggressive women
- like black women
- have low self-esteem
People who are attracted to Ginger Spice include those who:
- like independent women
- like plump women
- like redheads
People who are attracted to Sporty Spice include those who:
- like horses
- enjoy sports
- have low expectations