The inevitable outcome of allowing gay marriage.

If America allows gay marriage, what will follow will be inevitable:
Step 1: She-males will tie the knot in preschool playgrounds.
Step 2: Gays will get preferential tax cuts.
Step 3: Gays will get special parking spaces
Step 4: A shaved, oiled muscle-bound he-man in leather straps will hump your boy from hell to breakfast.

The only way to prevent the unthinkable is to vote Republican.

Now go vote.

LeathermanShoppingNoBkg This article might have to do with something gayish. Please fluff it up
Not that there's anything wrong with it the way it is,
but it is a little "light in the loafers" (if you know what I mean...)

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