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The inevitable outcome of allowing gay marriage.
If America allows gay marriage, what will follow will be inevitable:
Step 1: She-males will tie the knot in preschool playgrounds.
Step 2: Gays will get preferential tax cuts.
Step 3: Gays will get special parking spaces
Step 4: A shaved, oiled muscle-bound he-man in leather straps will hump your boy from hell to breakfast.
The only way to prevent the unthinkable is to vote Republican.
Now go vote.
|This article might have to do with something gayish. Please |
Not that there's anything wrong with it the way it is,
but it is a little "light in the loafers" (if you know what I mean...)