The Red Baron

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The Red Baron
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The Red Baron was believed to be an offspring of a 12 year old girl and a hungry zebra. He was born in South Carolina, and therefore was a racist. He was named the red baron because he refused to fly a black plane, because of course he was racist. Although he was fighting alongside the Japanese many of his kills came from his allied planes. Again because he was racist. The red Baron didn't actually kill any Americans in the war. He was actually a pediatrician and an active member of the YMCA.

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