(based on true events)
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A. is a television pundit, contracted to create a new type of weapon called a "truthiness bomb" for the United States Government. This weapon is designed to split the nucleus of the truthicule, resulting in a radiation of truthiness rays with a truthitude of approximately 20,000 tons of TNT. Developed in the deep underground bunker below the Eagle's Nest, Dr. Colbert uses no science in the creation of the weapon, instead using the enormous strength of his gut to pick and choose its components and construction.
One day, the weapon is to be tested on San Francisco, when Colbert notices a bear crossing the street, and not of the gay bear-type prevalent in that city. Overcome with rage, Colbert, unable to control himself, charges the bear. The countdown on the bomb is not halted however, and Dr. Colbert is caught in the blast. His high levels of truthiness, already superhuman, become superstantially higher and he is transformed into the creature known as The Rampaging Colbert, an enormous and incredibly strong green beast. He proceeds to throttle the godless killing machine with his bare hands, killing it easily, and in time, his balls return to normal size. However, whenever Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A. becomes particularly angry, he turns into the massive green beast, ready to forcefully shove truthiness down the throats of his enemies.
- 1. Truthy Senses
- When Stephen is in the form of The Rampaging Colbert, his senses are extremely enhanced, especially his sense for truthiness. Whenever he is around something especially untruthy, he can feel it in his gigantic, green balls. At these moments, he has been known to exclaim, "My truthy senses are tingling!"
There Have been 2 films based on The Rampaging Colbert:
a CKommie, using his godless powers to amazingly grow the godless killing bear population, and spread his Communist values.
a mechanical psycho hose-beast, using her godless technology to spread his/her Liberal values, and kill The Rampaging Colbert