The Put on a Happy Face Race

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In the same amount of time it takes to drink one cup of coffee, you can fill an internets tube with
the truthiness it so desperately needs.
Please join me in this cause. Thank You.

The Put on a Happy Face Race began in April of 2007 when the Russian government demanded that Russian radio station report at least 50% good news.

As Americans we must not a Good News Gap develop! We must immediately begin to report at least 60% good news to counter the Russian good news threat.

Patriotic Forces In The Put on a Happy Face RaceEdit

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