One of the few countries in the world that is completely bear-free (except for its zoos). If you don't know where the country is located, look on your map, look at those group of islands right below Japan that kinda looks like a sitting dog (funny, because they like to eat them).
Stephen likes it because it is run by the people who ought to run it - the Roman Catholic Bishops.
Like typical Asians, they like to eat rice and fish. But unlike typical Asians, they look and sound Mexican because some of their natives had sex with white people from Spain. Although some of them still look very Asiany with monolids because of the amalgamation of Chinese people from Chinaland who immigrate into the country for those delicious plentiful seahorses the country's ocean provides for medicinal purposes and for garnishing their lo-mein.
The Philippines HistoryEdit
The peaceful brown race of Pinoys (pronounced as pee-noise, as they like to call themselves slang-wise) were invaded by those bastards from Spain and ruled them for 300 years. So those Euro bastards beat the crap out of them and forced their language and their culture into the archipelago until the Americans (whoo hoo!!) came and sent them back to Spainland. And then it was their turn to beat the crap out of the little brown people.
The Philippines TodayEdit
Still the same decrepit hellhole
The Philippines LandmarksEdit
Some remarkable landmarks that Filipino people could be proud of, as an example would be the famous White House rip-off Malacanang Palace and of course, that everlasting beauty that resembles a very perky lady boob Mayon Volcano.
Famous People From The PhilippinesEdit
IMELDA MARCOS! IMELDA MARCOS! IMELDA MARCOS! IMELDA MARCOS!
Philippine Entertainment In The PhilippinesEditThe Philippines entertainment is Pretty Much soap Opras and GameShows
Philippine's Secret WMDEdit
A Typical Day In The PhilippinesEdit
The Philippines Daily Morning is Similiar to The English, Breakfast Lunch and Dinner
anyone can edit this? wow.