The Peoples Republic of Provo

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U Aint Here
The Peoples Republic of Provo
is not a Recognized City of the United States of America!
It is a city of Commies that has infiltrated Our Great Nation.
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Mahmoud Ahmedi-The Peoples Republic of Provo-nejad is a terrorist.
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
The Peoples Republic of Provo
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Provo-mormon-temple1 The Peoples Republic of Provo

Mayor: Gary Herbert, I mean Gay Pervert
City Motto: Sieg Hiel
Nickname: Mormon Liberal City of Bear Lovers
Theme Song: Der Mormons Face
Population: Mormons
Standard MPH: 10 MPH.... screw that!
Principal industries: The Mormon Temple
Fun Fact # 1: Provo is named after an evil French liberal.
Fun Fact # 2: Provo sucks worse than Salt Lake City

The Peoples Republic of Provo is located in Utah, which got its ass kicked by Colorado. Provo is filled with gay liberal terrorist mormons. This type of stuff makes Stephen Colbert mad. Everyone from Provo is going to Hell.

History of The Peoples Republic of ProvoEdit

One gay liberal French bear loving terrorist, named "Adolf Provost" moved from France to Virginia. But unlike Utah, Virginia is a true God loving American state, so Adolf Provost was kicked out. He rode in a wagon going to California. But the wagon broke down in Utah. Adolf Provost settled a mormon city in Utah and named it after him, but it was "Provo", instead of "Provost", because Adolf Provost wanted to fool the Americans. But Stephen Colbert knows the history of Provo, so that's how I know.

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"The Peoples Republic of Provo"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™

The Peoples Republic of Provo TodayEdit

Provo is an evil place filled with mormon churched that piss off god and Stephen Colbert. People in Provo are ignorant, gay, bear loving, liberal terrorists. May the mormons suffer Hell.

The Provo TempleEdit

Provo has a mormon temple. This is where mormons could plan to destroy America in private, but God and Stephen Colbert know what the mormons are doing., because God sees everything, and gave that power to Stephen.

A Typical Day in The Peoples Republic of ProvoEdit

Going to mormon church.

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