|Mayor:||Gary Herbert, I mean Gay Pervert|
|City Motto:||Sieg Hiel|
|Nickname:||Mormon Liberal City of Bear Lovers|
|Theme Song:||Der Mormons Face|
|Standard MPH:||10 MPH.... screw that!|
|Principal industries:||The Mormon Temple|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Provo is named after an evil French liberal.|
|Fun Fact # 2:||Provo sucks worse than Salt Lake City|
The Peoples Republic of Provo is located in Utah, which got its ass kicked by Colorado. Provo is filled with gay liberal terrorist mormons. This type of stuff makes Stephen Colbert mad. Everyone from Provo is going to Hell.
History of The Peoples Republic of ProvoEdit
One gay liberal French bear loving terrorist, named "Adolf Provost" moved from France to Virginia. But unlike Utah, Virginia is a true God loving American state, so Adolf Provost was kicked out. He rode in a wagon going to California. But the wagon broke down in Utah. Adolf Provost settled a mormon city in Utah and named it after him, but it was "Provo", instead of "Provost", because Adolf Provost wanted to fool the Americans. But Stephen Colbert knows the history of Provo, so that's how I know.
The Peoples Republic of Provo TodayEdit
Provo is an evil place filled with mormon churched that piss off god and Stephen Colbert. People in Provo are ignorant, gay, bear loving, liberal terrorists. May the mormons suffer Hell.
The Provo TempleEdit
Provo has a mormon temple. This is where mormons could plan to destroy America in private, but God and Stephen Colbert know what the mormons are doing., because God sees everything, and gave that power to Stephen.
A Typical Day in The Peoples Republic of ProvoEdit
Going to mormon church.