Pentagon aerial view
|Built:||By James Bond|
|Personnel:||Don't like handing out "politically sensative information |
The building essentially houses all the major branches:
As well as other out-of-date, less streamline branches such as the Army
The Pentagon protects America from all enemies, from without and especially from within. The Pentagon uses special relationships with Smith and Wesson to keep close tabs on those who would do skulls harm.
Hippies are high on the list, so the Pentagon takes great care to protect their soldiers, sailors and Marines from the filth of hippies.
Commander in Chief Obama has also ordered the Pentagon to open white people's mail.
Pentagon's Mutibillion Dollars Secret ProjectsEdit
|Exclusive: Dragon Tank could be scrapped!|
- Pentagon to build Laser shooting sharks
- Pentagon refuses to give money to welfare queen
- Pentagon disposes WMDs
- Pentagon to blackout their address. Terrorists cannot find Pentagon's mail box
- Carebear threatens America's National Security
- Army pays $32 billion dollars on pixie fairy dust!
- Pentagon buys another golden toilet
- Pentagon to use Jihadists to overthrown the Obama Regime