|The Wuss State of PANSY|
|Official Language:||Little Bitch|
|State Motto:||Please don't hurt me!|
|Governor:||Gary Herbert (more like Gay Pervert) and Jimmie Johnson (aka Jimmie Queerbait) who is queer with Jeff Gordon and actually in a 3-way with Gary Herbert.|
|State Anthem:||Any Justin Bieber song|
|Standard MPH:||15 mph or less, with pillows taped to the moped and rider.|
|Principal imports:||Mexicans, and Interior Designers|
|Principal industries:||Birch Bayh Federal Bldg and US Courthouse in Indianapolis, IN|
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|Fun Fact # 2:||Out of all the pansies, Utah is the pansiest.|
|Fun Fact #3:||The Pansy State brags about whatever they have.|
A state made up of cowards/sissies/pussies, you decide, is where people are too much of cowards to do anything that is "considered" violent. They control gambling, because they are too much of a pussy to let people blow thier money on the casinos.Its also a state where people listenSource to a lot of gay crap , like pop and country, because they think rock and rap are not appropriate.
The Pansy state vs. California's separationEdit
Looking at California's seperation of the states, there is no Pansy Land. However, the Pansy State is made up of some parts of Mountain Land, Boredom Land, Cowboy Land, Hope Land, and even Satan Land. Also, the Pansy State has ALL of Waste Land! Seeing how the Pansy State has a part of Satan Land and none of God's Land, its quite possible that the official religion in the Pansy State could be Satanism.