There is no "Obesity Epidemic." The liberal media invented this term to sell arugula and tofu. The myth of "obesity" quickly gained traction amongst fashion magazines, the gays, and the Democratic Congressional Majority. As yet, however, there is as little "science" to prove the presence of an "Obesity Epidemic" as there is to support the preposterous claims of "Global Warming." In other words, until someone makes a top-grossing powerpoint documentary about it, All The Science Is Not In on the so-called "Obesity Epidemic."
WE have been trying to research the issue further in order to expand this article, but Uncle Joe is in a hospital somewhere and we can't find him to conduct an interview because of the HIPPA laws.
Ok there is a Obesity Epidemic but only among Dykes.
So if your daughter gets fat look out she's going to hate cock.