The Netherlands is a member of the European Union, and a country with many names. Holland, The Netherlands, Dutchistan... pick a name, we're at war! In light of this naming confusion, the country can just be known as Belgium's Maine
Everything is legal in the Nether World (so called because they are all going to hell), including prostitution, cannabis, Nazi-occupation, monogamy, polygamy and even liberalism. It is mandatory to pay tax on all profits made out of such prostitution, cannabis selling or Nazi-occupation.
The country is also famous for being the home of Anne Frank, the most selfish hide and seek player in history. Who did not win
Also the Netherlands allow you to smoke so much, that the sky ends up being green.
The Dutch are descendants of Europeans too high to fight Hitler, and who ran away to make shoes out of wood.
The Dutch have also wasted billions of euros building levees they claim are vastly superior to those hastily patched up in New Orleans in 1924. However, the last laugh will be on them because everyone knows that God will find a way to drown all the sodomites and jazz cigarette smokers sooner or later anyway.