The National PIN Number
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, The National PIN Number

America's National PIN Number is a number so that every real American can access their secret bank account.

Dr. Colbert suggests that you memorize it and not write it downEpisode #465

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