The Most Poetic Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard

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The Most Poetic Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

The correct title of this article is The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard. The special characters are replaced by their real-world counterparts due to technical restrictions of the Wikia engine.



Late-night interspecies blasphemy

The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard is a segment of The Colbert Report.

Hemiceratoides Hieroglyphica is a species of moth that

Quote open clear3 ..alights on the neck of a sleeping Magpie...and drinks the bird's tears. Quote close clear2
~The New York Times, January 16, 2007

And that is the most poetic f@#king thing Stephen has ever heard.


  • Stephen's All-Time Most Poetic Birds
  1. Magpie
  2. Raven
  3. Mourning Dove
  4. Nightingale
  5. Turquoise-Browed Motmot

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